Oh!
Ahhhh!
♪
Ahhhh!
♪
Counterfeit Cat!
Max!
It came!
It finally got here!
Max?
Huh!
Welcome to "My First Wormhole".
May cause spontaneous corporeal disassembly.
Max, come here!
Look at my hole!
Max?
Shh!
Hi, puppy!
Who was that, Max?
That?! Uh... nothing.
Definitely not a vicious, cat-chomping dog!
Really?
New guy in the hood. Anton.
It's a French name that means "beef for brains".
You weren't scared of him, were you?
What? Scared? That's crazy!
Do you even know what "scared" means?
No, I don't think you do!
'Cause it's just a dog, and you're, like, a super-cat.
But you seem kind of scared.
I'm not scared of anything!
Hmph!
Okay. I believe you, Max.
♪
Look, Max!
I think he's trying to tell you something!
Throw that carpet over me!
It's not a carpet! It's a...
Hang on, Max!
I'm coming!
Spontaneous corporeal disassembly.
Better zip up tight, then!
Don't worry, Max!
I'm coming to get you!
♪
Max?
Max!
Gaaark.
Max!
Thank goodness you're okay!
Yeah!
I'm fine...
for a giant bodiless head that's roaring through space!
I thought something looked different.
Where's the rest of me?!
Not sure.
Um...
Ooh! Space scavenger hunt!
Whoa!
We found your leg, so that's good!
I'm not talking to you anymore.
I'm going to be stuck out here forever!
I'm never going to see Betty again!
I'm just a fraction of my former glorious self!
Everyone will make fun of me, call me "Old Head-Leg"!
No, they won't.
Hey, look! It's Old Head-Leg! Hello!
Let's try the Space Lost-and-Found.
♪
Hi!
We're looking for the rest of my friend here.
Tsk-tsk. You're going to need a ticket.
Okay.
♪
Hi! We're looking for the rest of my friend...
Hi! We're looking for the rest of my friend here.
Clarice...
anyone turn in parts of a space toad?
I'm a cat.
If you say so, honey.
Check through these.
You wouldn't happen to have any
spare bravery modules, would you?
Uh huh. It'll cost you, though.
I don't have any money.
What about a trade?
My tail!
Ah, good old Fuzzy-Wuzzy!
♪
Hey, look! It's Old Head-Leg! Hello!
Ah.
If anyone's going to get us out of here,
it's me!
♪
Hey-hey!
Whoa!
♪
Whoa, Max!
That was totally brave!
Huh? Whuh?
Yeah.
Hey, how about that!
Help!
I'm stuck!
Whoa! Hey!
Oof.
Max? You did that?
Yeah! I guess I did!
Looks like someone's not so scared after all.
It's like I said, Gark:
I'm all about helping others...
without a worry for my own safety, being a hero,
unflinching in the face of peril.
My baby! My baby!
Uh, actually, that looks pretty dangerous.
I'd better not...
Whoa!
♪
Thank you! Oh, thank you!
Over here, Max!
Um...
♪
Way to go!
Bravery rules!
What's going on?!
I was trying not to...
Help! Help!
Someone get me down from here!
Bravery rules!
I'm not going into a burning house!
I'm going that-a-way!
♪
Go, Max!
♪
That was amazing!
Someone get me down from here!
What?! What are you doing back in there?!
I forgot my collar!
Sorry!
Oh, come on!
That's, like, super-brave, huh?
Wait! Got the wrong collar!
Okay, Gark.
This has you written all over it.
What did you do?!
Nothing. You're just being brave.
It's not like anyone stuck a bravery module...
Gark!
I had to, Max.
You were feeling so bad about being a wuss.
Anyway...
look how brave you are now!
Oh, yeah, it's great.
Let's see... Burned to a crisp, fractured everything...
Why can't you ever just leave things be?!
Get that thing off me before...
Someone get me down from here!
You there, bravery boy!
Ack!
♪
Ah. I can feel the old fear flowing again.
♪
Anton is coming!
♪
Anton is coming!
Gark!
Just use your lasers or one of your freaky powers
and blast him!
I can't, Max!
I traded my powers for your bravery thingy!
No!
You'd better watch it.
My friend Max is going to be here any minute!
Ha! He's probably hiding under some couch cushions right now!
Yeah...
couch cushions filled with guts!
You have a couch cushion filled with guts?!
No.
It's a metaphor for bravery.
Nobody pulls a metaphor on Anton Le Petomane
and gets away with it!
Of course...
a stupid dog would think bravery is all about fighting.
No. If there's one thing I've learned from
this whole experience, it's that bravery is about taking
life-threatening, dangerous risks.
♪
Max! This is crazy!
Crazy, Gark...
or brave, hmm?
Crazy!
Out of my way!
I'm going first - like a brave dog does!
♪
Ha! Your turn, feline failure!
Here, Gark.
I don't need this.
♪
Hey! How am I supposed to get down from here?!
You've just made a very powerful enemy!
Though somewhat isolated.
Thanks for coming with me to get my powers back.
Mm, you betcha.
Pretty lucky they let us trade back, huh?
Wasn't exactly an even trade, was it?
That's true...
but you sure were brave about it!
Hey, Clarice, look at these space-toad legs I got!
Look, Max...
a full moon!
They say it's the fullest of all moons.
The moon is nothing more than a nightlight for wolverines...
so they can hunt us and devour us in our sleep!
Then you can't go to sleep!
Wake up, Max!
Wake, wake, wake, wake, wake, wake, wake!
Wake, wake, wake, wake, wake, wake, wake, wake, wake,
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...
Aw! Little Garky-Warky wants to play!
I've been wanting to try out this new kitty toy.
Wake, wake, wake!
Ah!
A Vorlonnian assassin beetle!
Oh! More powerful than I thought!
Ooh.
Do you have any idea what this is?!
Well...
if it's not a small galaxy inhabited by
little bell-ringing creatures, then nope.
It's a toy filled with catnip!
That was my second guess.
What's catnip?
Oh, it's the most dangerous, scary...
wonderful, delicious substance in the world!
Which I mustn't have ever again.
♪
How dare you take my catnip?!
I think you're leaking!
Maxie...
no more catni... Ooh!
Oh!
Oh, he'll be back.
Well, better get the old drool mop out!
Max never misses treat time.
I don't care what Betty says!
I'm going to find him!
Hi, Gark. Where you going?
Somewhere fun? Where's Max?
Can me and the Kid come with?
Ooh, I'm tired already.
I'm going to find Max!
He was gone all night!
Gone all night?
I know where he is.
Where?!
In the intestines of Ol' Crazy Eyes.
Right, Nelson?
Gosh, do you think?
Yeah, probably right.
Poor Max.
Who's Ol' Crazy Eyes?
They say he's half wolverine,
half grizzly bear,
half even meaner wolverine!
So all we do is follow the trail of destruction, and voila:
Ol' Crazy Eyes.
But we're looking for Max!
Fine. We'll follow the drool, then.
Good!
Straight to Ol' Crazy Eyes!
Uh... Wait for me, guys!
♪
Huh?
Excuse me, kind sir...
Have you seen a cat who seemed a little, um...
excited?
What I saw I can never unsee.
It was a blur of teeth and spit...
and pure evil.
Yes, that would be him.
Did you see where he went?
To the bowels of the earth, I hope.
And, uh, which way would that be?
Say, old-timer. Me and my pal here were wondering:
what did the inside of Ol' Crazy Eyes' mouth look like?
Like a chainsaw... and a wood-chipper...
had an ugly baby!
Look! I found more of Max's drool!
That's disgusting.
Mmm... That's Max, alright!
Come on!
♪
Max?
Ooh! Don't do that!
We thought you were Ol' Crazy Eyes.
So, you saw him?
He attacked us!
Walnut?
Caught him stealing our rotten eggs!
Rotten eggs?!
I don't really think he likes to eat garbage.
Oh, you don't?
Nah.
See, we are pretty close, and...
Well, well, well!
Look who's "pretty close" with Ol' Crazy Eyes!
What?! No!
He's not...
Get them!
Get them! Come on...
Thanks for your help!
Oh, yeah. I can smell him.
Ol' Crazy Eyes is ♪ clo-o-ose... ♪
Very close.
Cut it out. I'm serious!
You're freaking out Gark.
And, by "Gark", I mean me.
Max?
Max!
Oh, Max...
For such a little guy, he sure is brave.
Yep... but zero survival instinct.
Max!
Max?
Get away.
Max!
You!
Ugh!
Leave now!
Leave!
I'm going to chalk that up to the catnip.
I know this isn't the real you!
Just put the toy down!
This is the real Max!
Come on.
I'm your friend!
Friend?
This friend! You not friend!
Max doesn't even know who you are!
I'm... I'm Gark!
Max doesn't know you!
Leave!
Leave, and never come back!
But I... I...
Okay. Goodbye, Max.
♪
Hi, Gark.
Get him! Stop him!
Get him, yeah! Come on! Crazy Eyes!
His reign of terror ends tonight, eh?
Don't!
Don't hurt him!
Ack!
Get them!
Use lasers now! Destroy!
Wait. What did you say?
Use lasers! Max and Gark destroy them!
Those are the sweetest words I've ever heard!
Max, you do remember me!
I knew you couldn't forget!
Destroy all enemies!
No, we're not doing that.
Uh, excuse me, but... Angry Mob over here.
Sorry to bust up your little gab session, but we'd kind of
like to burn him at the stake.
Uh, we'd better stand back farther.
With all that fat, he's going to be a giant grease ball of flame.
Everybody!
He's not a monster!
He's just a dumb, fat, old cat who's lost his way!
Well, we need to burn someone at the stake!
Why do you have to burn anyone at the stake?
That's just the kind of talk that'll get you
burned at the stake!
Don't waste the stake! Don't waste the stake!
We... should do something.
Right!
Uh... Don't waste the stake! Don't waste the stake!
What?
Don't waste the stake! Don't waste the stake!
Huh?
I am Max the Cat,
and I have two things to say!
One, release Gark immediately!
And, two...
where am I, and how did I get here?
You're home, Ol' Crazy Eye...
I mean "Max".
Well, not "home" home.
I mean, this place is pretty awful.
Hey!
Watch what you're saying about our home!
We've still got torches and a stake, you know!
Ugh, that!
How did I even get hold of it?
It's a funny story.
I found it and I showed it to you -
so I guess you could say it was all my fault.
But at least it all turned out okay!
Hm.
Ugh!
Ol' Crazy Eyes!
Uh, Nelson, Ol' Crazy Eyes is a legend.
He's made up - just like this giant, disgusting...